Vintage-Style Men's RFID Leather Wallet with Chain Strap - $14.20 (Originally $27.99)

This olive green leather wallet with chain attachment adds both security and serious rock cred to Dusty's curated ensemble—because nothing says "I might have written a song once" like a wallet on a chain.

The Behind-The-Scenes Truth: This was a gift from one of Dusty's many "cousins"—which is what he calls all his gym partners, acting buddies, and "close male friends." His assistant has given up explaining this peculiar habit, simply telling newcomers, "I know it's weird, just roll with it."

Dusty believes the chain wallet is the critical element that authenticates his rock persona. He's developed an elaborate technique for removing it from his pocket that involves an unnecessary hip thrust and wrist flick—moves he practiced for three days in front of his bathroom mirror until he could do it "casually." He's convinced the Jim Morrison audition would have gone differently if he'd had this wallet at the time.

The wallet itself is a perfectly serviceable $14 item with RFID protection, multiple card slots, and nylon lining—practical features Dusty completely ignores in favor of telling people it's "vintage" despite the clearly modern security technology. When questioned about the olive green color choice, he launches into a rehearsed speech about "the military-rock connection of the early 70s" that he read in a fashion blog.

Pro tip: Pair this with unnecessarily complicated wallet retrieval choreography for maximum Dusty energy. 

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