UGG Women's Goldenrise Platform Sandals

When Jasmine, the trendiest dancer at Krush (Underwood's premier vampire strip club), racked up a $300 bar tab during her "I'm finally paying off my Crown Vampire loans" celebration, Raven knew she'd never see that money. After three weeks of empty promises and increasingly creative excuses, Raven made an executive decision during her shift: those platform UGGs in Jasmine's locker were now payment.

Sure, the light taupe color was about six shades too bright for Raven's closet of darkness, but the moment she slipped her feet into these towering 5.75" platforms (2.5" platform + 3.25" heel), it was like walking on corpses—in the best possible way. The strappy design with ankle wraps gave her tattooed legs the perfect framing, and the contoured footbed meant she could actually survive her 12-hour shifts without cursing the vampire who invented high heels.

Raven now pairs these $140 treasures with her blackest outfits, letting the unexpected color contrast become her signature "I contain multitudes" style statement. When other goth friends question her footwear choices, she just shrugs and says, "They were blood money," which technically isn't a lie.

Sometimes even the darkest souls need a little light—especially when it comes with this much height.

UGG Women's Goldenrise Platform Sandal | Urban Outfitters