Tommy Jeans Claire High Rise Wide Leg Side-Split Jean

When Jill's "best friend" Haley flew in from NYC with her NYU film school credentials and apprenticeship opportunities, Jill's eyes locked onto those artsy Tommy Jeans with the avant-garde side slits. Right then, Operation Denim Acquisition was set in motion.

After meticulously planning a night in West Hollywood with a strategic "forgot to order food" tactic and deliberately pushing shots whenever Haley mentioned slowing down, Jill found herself holding back Haley's hair while barely suppressing laughter as her friend decorated the sidewalk outside The Abbey. "There, there," she cooed, already mentally measuring the inseam on those jeans. "Let me wash those for you!"

These statement-making jeans—featuring dramatic side slits, a high-rise waistline, and that coveted Tommy Jeans flag embroidery—were never going back to New York. Haley truly hit the friendship lottery with Jill: free hair-holding during vomiting episodes, complimentary gaslighting, and automatic clothing "redistribution" all in one perfectly mascara'd package.

On Sale! $34.95 from Urban Outfitters. The therapy Haley will eventually need? Considerably more.

Tommy Jeans Claire High Rise Wide Leg Side-Split Jean | Urban Outfitters