"The 'Try Being Badass For Once' Spider Tattoo"

Raven rolls her eyes when people ask about her spider tattoo. "Which one?" she'll say, despite everyone knowing exactly which one—the massive arachnid crawling up her neck that seems to move when she talks.

"Got this one after a particularly wild night at Krush," she explains, touching it absently. "Extra Sprinkles was doing her poison apple routine, and I was like, 'spiders are way more badass than apples.' My tattoo guy was still up at 3 AM, so..." She shrugs like spontaneous 3 AM tattoos are just what Tuesdays are for.

What Raven doesn't tell people: this exact same spider appears and disappears from various parts of her body throughout the week. Sometimes it's on her forearm, sometimes peeking out from her shoulder blade, occasionally making a statement on her thigh above fishnets.

The truth? It's her favorite waterproof temporary tattoo that she buys in bulk. "Not everyone's ready to commit to permanent body art," she admits only to Narssica after several blue drinks. "But everyone deserves to feel like they could step on someone's neck and they'd thank them for it."

Water-resistant, sweat-proof, and surprisingly realistic, this spider stays put for up to two weeks if you're careful. Perfect for testing the waters of edginess before diving into the real thing, or for those nights when you want to make your mother cry just a little at Sunday dinner.

Note: Application instructions included. Raven suggests placing it somewhere visible "so people know to leave you alone unless they have something interesting to say." Results may vary. Does not include Raven's ability to make even the most confident finance bro question his life choices with a single glance.