The "These Old Things?" Brunello Cucinelli Deerskin Sneakers - $1,100

Cream-colored Italian masterpieces that Dusty insists he "just grabbed because they're comfortable." Crafted from ultra-soft deerskin with a hand-brushed finish and natural rubber latex outsole, manufactured in the hamlet of Solomeo "respecting human beings and labor dignity." Dusty carries a special shoe marker that "magically erases any scuff marks" and lives in constant paranoia that they'll look dingy. "No big deal if they get dirty though," he lies, while secretly scanning the ground for puddles with the vigilance of someone disarming a bomb.

Deerskin sneakers (251MZUOLYN311C6293) for Man | Brunello Cucinelli