"The 'Sorry You Forgot These When You Stormed Out' Persol Sunglasses

These Persol PO3281S frames in Virginia Tobacco aren't just premium eyewear—they're Jill's favorite trophy from her most masterfully orchestrated friendship dissolution.

When Jill landed her first picture deal, she suddenly found her struggling actress roommate's daily existence utterly unbearable. Rather than simply moving out, Jill methodically created the perfect argument scenario—one that would end with righteous indignation and stolen designer goods. Three calculated comments about her roommate's audition technique later, Jill watched with perfectly concealed delight as her soon-to-be-former friend stormed out, unwittingly leaving these $464 Persol sunglasses in Jill's purse.

Featuring the iconic Persol arrow hinges and tortoiseshell finish, these oversized frames perfectly complement Jill's buttery oversized sweater while providing the ideal shield for "accidentally" running into casting directors or evading vampire detection. The polarized lenses offer practical protection from the harsh LA sunshine while ensuring no one can tell exactly who she's sizing up at industry events.

Jill wears these whenever she tells the story of how she's "so sad the friendship ended on such a negative note," her expression appropriately mournful while conveniently neglecting to mention how she engineered the entire blowup. The substantial frames offer just enough coverage to hide her eyes during those moments when her calculating nature might otherwise shine through.

Now on FLASH SALE for $168.04 (63% OFF), these premium Italian-crafted sunglasses provide the perfect blend of luxury and practicality—ideal for appearing casually sophisticated while actually engaging in careful reconnaissance.

*Note: Unlike Jill, you don't need to sacrifice a friendship to acquire these sunglasses—just click and enjoy the flash sale before they're gone."

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