"The 'Secret Rock Star Connection' Tee"

Dusty leans in conspiratorially whenever someone compliments this faded, diamond embellished Rolling Stones t-shirt. "This? Oh man, there's a crazy story behind this shirt," he says, lowering his voice. "I was hanging with Keith Richards at this exclusive after-party in London after my premiere. We really connected, you know? Musician to actor. Artist to artist."

He'll tell you how Keith insisted they trade numbers, and a week later, Dusty received a package containing this "rare vintage tour shirt" with a handwritten note saying "To the only action star who gets the real rock 'n' roll spirit."

What actually happened: During the "Detonation: Nightfall" press junket, Dusty spilled an entire latte down the front of his $600 designer shirt ten minutes before his interview block. In a panic, his assistant Cody was forced to give up his own shirt—this $7.60 Temu Rolling Stones replica he'd bought the week before.

Dusty got so many compliments that day ("You seem more relatable in casual clothes!") that the shirt became a permanent fixture in his wardrobe. To this day, he has no idea it came from Temu, and Cody received a substantial holiday bonus for his "quick thinking and sacrifice in a crisis situation."

The shirt itself is surprisingly good quality for the price—soft cotton blend, slightly faded, shimmer embellished print that looks authentically vintage, and a fit that somehow makes everyone look like they have broader shoulders. Paired with those Persols and some decent jeans, you'll capture that effortless Dusty cool without his effortful delusions.

Note: Please don't tell Dusty where this shirt really came from. Cody really needs this job.

diamond mouth print men's cotton 100% cotton short sleeve - Temu