"The 'I'm Not Even Acting' Persols"

Dusty doesn't remember where he got these sunglasses. He'll tell you it was "probably in Italy" during that motorcycle chase scene in "Detonation: Nightfall," but the truth is he saw Steve McQueen wearing them in an old movie and had his assistant order five pairs.

"These are my thinking glasses," Dusty says with complete seriousness while lounging by his infinity pool. "When I wear them, directors just point the camera and let it roll. No script needed."

His co-star Vanessa Maitland tells a different story. "He wears them to hide his eyes when he forgets his lines. Which is always." But even she admits he looks damn good in them.

Crafted from premium acetate with that perfect tortoiseshell finish, these Persols have witnessed countless celebrity meltdowns, survived three stunt explosions (where Dusty was safely in his trailer), and somehow make him look intellectual despite having once asked if Europe was "that country where they drink tea."

When asked if the sunglasses are part of his signature look, Dusty removes them dramatically and says, "They're not just sunglasses. They're my soul windows... but like, tinted."

Warning: Purchasing these sunglasses will not make you an action star, nor will they help you convince people you've been to Italy when you've actually just been to the Olive Garden.

Persol Steve Mcqueen 0714SM Sunglasses