The "Foot Fetish Favor" La'i Slide Sandals by OluKai: $90

Jill Barrow doesn't believe in paying retail when someone else's weakness can foot the bill. These sophisticated OluKai La'i slide sandals weren't just an addition to her wardrobe—they were proof of her psychological precision.

During her strategic placement in Nordstrom cosmetics, Jill quickly catalogued the weaknesses of every "shoe dog" in the neighboring department. One associate's lingering gaze at her feet told her everything she needed to know. With the calculated innocence that had become her trademark, Jill wandered into his territory, requesting help finding "the perfect sandals."

These elegant La'i slides with their intersecting toe straps and tortoiseshell-patterned buckle provided the perfect stage for her performance. As her freshly manicured toes slipped into the cushioned footbed, she released a practiced squeal of delight followed by a precisely timed frown at the $90 price tag.

When security delivered the package that evening with a note from "Dan in shoes," Jill's surprise was as synthetic as the sandal's water-resistant upper. The Wet Grip outsole might offer ultimate traction on slippery surfaces, but it was nothing compared to Jill's grip on human vulnerability.

With their geometric flair and arch support, these sandals carry Jill confidently from manipulating coworkers to exploiting casting directors—all while keeping her feet comfortably dry.

Just click the link below—because unlike Jill, you don't need to weaponize someone's fetish to step into luxury.

Note: These sandals come with arch support built-in—the only support Jill ever accepts without plotting something in return.

OluKai La'i Slide Sandal (Women) | Nordstrom