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Jay's expensive belt from Desmond's, ( a store that doesn't exist anymore because he's 400 years old) broke at a party. He couldn't imagine why it fell apart after merely a century of use. It took one menacing stare at his assistant Randall and the terrified assistant offered his own belt on the spot. Jay had no idea that the belt only cost .99 cents from some obscure online retailer called AliExpress with a first-time shopper discount. Not that he'd care... because Jay literally only worries about himself, looking good and getting what he wants... which he always does. The black cowhide with its fashionable buckle complemented his outfit perfectly, and no one at the party dared mention it wasn't from an exclusive boutique. Some say Randall spent the rest of the evening holding his shorts up with one hand while refilling Jay's blood-red wine with the other.  Always with an obliging smile.  Ah Vampire Hollywood...nothing changes because nothing changes.

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