Nerd Panda Hoodie - $38.93+

This nerdy panda hoodie is Raven's most prized topside acquisition, snagged during Zeuss' legendary "Eclipse Special" when he somehow managed to hack into Etsy's delivery system. When she first spotted it in his Temu Truck, Raven immediately called dibs, trading three shifts of covering for Zeuss' "blood donation appointments" (nobody asks questions about those).

The vampires at Krush constantly try to borrow it—something about the intellectual-looking panda reminding them of "simpler times when bookworms were easier to catch." Raven added the tiny bat-wing patches herself, sewn on during a particularly slow Tuesday night shift while the DJ was playing nothing but 1920s funeral dirges.

As Zeuss likes to say when he sees her wearing it, "Smart on the outside, underground rebel on the inside—just like that four-eyed panda, you're hiding in plain sight, babe."