Evangelyne's Disposable Glamour Gloves

Women's Long Elastic Mesh Tulle Gloves - Ruffled Opera Party Dance Gloves Originally $36.74 | TEMU Special $7.05

These dramatically elegant mesh tulle gloves add the perfect finishing touch to Evangelyne's iconic look—and at this price, you can afford to be as destructively glamorous as she is.

The Behind-The-Scenes Truth: Evangelyne goes through so many gloves that her assistant, Mildred, resorted to buying them in bulk from Temu. She would never tell her boss that she's wearing "designer imposter wear" from one of the world's biggest marketplace websites because if we're being honest, she doesn't ever speak to or in front of Evangelyne. That's how she's stayed alive for seven years.

Mildred got tired of wasting money on the expensive gloves from Saks 5th Avenue after witnessing their violent ends:

• The time Evangelyne tore the convertible top off Angelina Jolie's car after losing an Oscar to her
• When she scratched "Vangi The Vampire Does Not Approve" on the door to Jay & Kandi's Penthouse in Underwood
• That incident (Mildred is terrified to ask) involving blood and dirt after Jay hosted a young starlet's "acting workshop" one Wednesday

All ending in absolutely shredded designer gloves. But Mildred doesn't fret anymore—she simply disposes of the old and lays out the new. Sort of how Jay does after his acting workshops leave one less rising star in Hollywood.

Pro tip: At this price, you too can afford to leave mysterious claw marks on your enemies' possessions without financial regret.

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