EROCALLI Women's Rhinestone Flame Ankle Boots with Fang Detail Now $45.55 (69% off original price of $145.99)

Not every vampire hunter has access to luxury footwear, but that doesn't mean you can't make the bloodsuckers squirm on a budget.

The Behind-The-Scenes Truth: In Underwood, where internet access is strictly forbidden, obtaining surface-world goods requires dealing with Zeuss (short for Jesus), the Mexican vampire/hustler who operates the infamous "Temu Truck." When Narssica discovered these rhinestoned flame boots, she knew they'd make perfect alternatives to her Alexander Wang originals. At $45.55 they're a bargain in our world, but in Underwood? Zeuss would never sell them for less than triple that price—and that's if he likes you. His captive market of humans gives him leverage to mark up everything from rhinestone boots to toothpaste, and he's not ashamed to admit it.

The silver flame design against black flannel creates the same disorienting light effect as their designer counterparts, while the hidden fang detail in the cutout heel adds a deliciously ironic touch—vampires being threatened by their own iconic feature. Narssica had to trade information about an upcoming coven meeting to get Zeuss to knock even 10% off his "special price."

Pro tip: If you're trapped in Underwood and need supplies, bring something to trade with Zeuss—he accepts payment in information, rare surface goods, or services, but never in favors. "I don't take IOUs from people who might be dead tomorrow," he's fond of saying while counting his profits.

• Do not wash (Zeuss charges extra for cleaning supplies anyway)