Dusty's Rock Star Fever Dream Iconic

Centered around his prized custom-made brown leather pants from England ("You know Chatsworth is a British name...which practically makes me a cousin of Mick Jagger, bro"), this meticulously calculated ensemble is Dusty's go-to look for ComicCon appearances and anytime he needs to feel like a badass. The outfit pairs his treasured leather pants with a Rolling Stones tongue logo t-shirt, eye-catching aqua Converse, and strategic accessories including a Flongo leather wristband "borrowed" from the SBS Studios prop room, an olive green chain wallet gifted by one of his many "cousins," and matte gunmetal Armani Exchange sunglasses. His hair is perfectly imperfect thanks to Maria Nila "Schist" fiber cream applied after one of Estaban's "specialized" haircuts, and the entire look is finished with an absurdly expensive Creed Viking fragrance that somehow works despite contradicting his entire "authentic rocker" aesthetic. This is Dusty Chatsworth at his most Dusty – trying desperately to channel Jim Morrison while missing the entire point of rock authenticity.