Distressed Denim Shorts - $13.69

Raven scored these perfectly distressed denim shorts during one of Zeuss' infamous "Midnight Markdowns" at his Temu Truck. Legend has it that Zeuss swiped an entire shipment when he was "visiting" the surface world last full moon. When Raven pointed out they still had their original price tags, Zeuss just winked and said, "What happens above ground stays above ground, darling."

These shorts have survived three bar fights at Krush, countless spilled blood cocktails, and that one time Raven had to sprint across Underwood to escape the Vampire Tax Collectors. The fishnets underneath? Those were a bonus gift from Zeuss after Raven helped him "redirect" a delivery truck that took a wrong turn into the tunnels. As Zeuss always says, "In Underwood, even the fashion has teeth." Plus size up to 5x!

women's large size slightly stretch ripped shorts - Temu