A|X Armani Exchange Sunglasses, AX2029S - $42.00 (Originally $107.00)

These matte gunmetal A|X Armani Exchange sunglasses with mirror bronze lenses provide the perfect "I'm too famous to make eye contact" accessory for Dusty's rock star ensemble.

The Behind-The-Scenes Truth: "Nothing says 'Rock Star' like a pair of overpriced Armani sunglasses," quipped Dusty's assistant as she laid them out for his trip to ComicCon. What she didn't realize was that Dusty was in the next room, overhearing every word while practicing Kabbalah mantras about tolerance being divine.

After returning from San Diego, Dusty told his agent to fire the assistant and then performed an Oscar-worthy scene of shock and dismay when informed of her "unexpected departure." He keeps these sunglasses as a reminder of his "spiritual growth journey" and his ability to "rise above negativity," which primarily consists of eliminating anyone who points out the contradictions in his carefully constructed image.

The irony of wearing fast-fashion A|X (the diffusion line of Armani) while claiming to channel the authentic spirit of 70s rock is completely lost on Dusty, who believes the 61% discount is the universe rewarding his "artistic integrity." He's developed a signature move of removing them dramatically mid-conversation, always angling the mirror lenses to catch the light at what his personal cinematographer assured him is "the perfect 42-degree angle of intrigue."

Pro tip: At clearance prices, you too can look like you're trying too hard to look like you're not trying at all.

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